Quote of the Day (2012-12-25)

[Ralph and Norton are about to go to bed together when Ralph shows Norton a toothbrush]

Ralph Kramden: Norton?

Ed Norton: What?

Ralph Kramden: Did you use my toothbrush?

Ed Norton: I dunno.

Ralph Kramden: What do you mean you don't know?

Ed Norton: Well, you got a red toothbrush and I got a red toothbrush. They was layin' side by side and I didn't know which was which, so I just went, "Eeeny, meeny, miney, mo."

Ralph Kramden: [holds up toothbrush] Is this Mo?

Ed Norton: [looks at toothbrush] Yep, that's Mo all right.

Ralph Kramden: Well, for your information, Mo happens to be *my* toothbrush.

Ed Norton: Oh, I was wonderin' why there was somethin' familiar about Miney.

Source: The Honeymooners